Monday, October 11, 2010

Disney Songs

Disney songs: The (best) new way to flirt.

I heard a great story from my friend the other day.
She's sick, she's tired, she can barely keep food down - but she still wants to go to work.
Why?

There's a guy at her job that she's flirting with daily.  He's got her hooked, and this is his technique:
He sings Disney songs.  In particular, the Lion King.  Strides up, smiles all confident, starts to sing 'I just can't wait to be King.'  She chirps in with the Nala part.

I realized - I do the exact same thing.  At work - 'I can show you the world... shining shimmering splendid: Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?'  ANY decent person you know will pop in with the other parts.  Choose your songs wisely, and you've got a great trick to make new friends.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    Disney was a pedophile

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  2. BaloggerJanuary 14, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Interesting, thanks for this.

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  3. ChrisJanuary 14, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Sing her the circle of life from lion king for maximum effect.

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  4. Come At Me BroJanuary 14, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Nice songs!

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  5. SnuggsJanuary 14, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    I wonder if anyone has ever gotten a date using this method?

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  6. -ITW-January 14, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    my girlfriend is pretty much a sucker for disney songs, not even gonna lie.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    I have experienced this (:

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  8. GeekRevolutionJanuary 16, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    @Chris - yeah; my friend loves Lion King.

    I'm really more of an Aladdin guy.

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