Monday, October 11, 2010

Disney Songs

Disney songs: The (best) new way to flirt.

I heard a great story from my friend the other day.
She's sick, she's tired, she can barely keep food down - but she still wants to go to work.

There's a guy at her job that she's flirting with daily.  He's got her hooked, and this is his technique:
He sings Disney songs.  In particular, the Lion King.  Strides up, smiles all confident, starts to sing 'I just can't wait to be King.'  She chirps in with the Nala part.

I realized - I do the exact same thing.  At work - 'I can show you the world... shining shimmering splendid: Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?'  ANY decent person you know will pop in with the other parts.  Choose your songs wisely, and you've got a great trick to make new friends.

Friday, October 1, 2010


Today, I bring to you a depressing video game simulator of life.

My friend, God.

I'd like you all to meet God.
Once upon a time, God and I went to the End of the World.
Together, we watched the sun set.

This is God's blog!

Gods Blog.


Be Happy

Live Passionately, Love Freely.

Keep Hoping and Never Stop.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Welcome to the Karmic Revolution

It didn't begin.
It can't begin.
It will never end.
Everything that was, is, and always will be.